Comment by rgoulter

The punch and profound-sounding phrasing is also Claude; but pre-LLM it might make sense for a marketing page.

"Your laptop stays private. The URL goes everywhere."

A URL ... goes, does it?

I've seen it pointed out (& have noticed) that anthorpomorphising like this is an LLM smell.

In this case, although "URL goes" can be valid, it's just awkward here.