It used to be common to leave voicemail for him from conference bridges ("cl1ff st0le muh k0d3z"). His greeting said something like "I'm not here right now; I'm baking cookies".
@CliffStoll Even though I wasn't the perpetrator of said voicemail, apologies on behalf of all the kids who annoyed you just because they could.
@CliffStoll Even though I wasn't the perpetrator of said voicemail, apologies on behalf of all the kids who annoyed you just because they could.