Show HN: Defcon and HN, the only two audiences I might find

There are exactly two audiences that I can think of that might understand the punchlines which I am rather proud of one is in Las Vegas and the other is right here, which I can reach from my home in Texas. So please check it out.

https://killsignal.net/El_User/dj_defrag_and_uid_zero-el_use...

If there is any interest, I can say more. Enjoy!