I think GP means "masking" instead of "mashing"? And then:
Conservative: "homelessness is a problem! make homelessness illegal and people will get homes because they are homeless by choice!" ("is there any evidence that people are homeless by choice?" *crickets*)
Liberal: "defund the police!" ("but who would deter petty crime?" *crickets*)
Conservative: "homelessness is a problem! make homelessness illegal and people will get homes because they are homeless by choice!" ("is there any evidence that people are homeless by choice?" *crickets*)
Liberal: "defund the police!" ("but who would deter petty crime?" *crickets*)