I don't get why you're so against Macs. I would invite you to show me a comparable laptop like a Macbook pro, with similar battery life, similar build quality, similar usability and functionality where you don't have to be a sysadmin every 2 days because [insert Linux driver] isn't compatible with [insert hardware].
Like honestly look into it and compare 1 to 1. Your talking points are outdated.
Like honestly look into it and compare 1 to 1. Your talking points are outdated.