You are surely oversimplifying it. The amendment clearly says "born or naturalized"; can hatching or transmogrification be considered a birth? We need to look at the original meaning of the word "born" in 1868.
Also, it does not say anything about having political rights, just about being a "person", which will surely start a separate debate :)
Also, it does not say anything about having political rights, just about being a "person", which will surely start a separate debate :)