Comment by defrost

Weird answer, but why is that a "fail" ?

Inline six cylinder engines run with a single clogged / broken spark plug.

It'd make 200 m to a garage just fine*, but who'd drive 200 m in any case?

Back in the 1970's we'd pull a spark plug and screw in a hose to use the compression phase to inflate tyres.

* Just don't make a habit of it, or reserve that knowledge for when you really need to self rescue.