My guess is that you’ve not had your house egged, or have some poverty of imagination about it. I grew up in the midwest where this did happen. A house egging would take hours to clean up, and likely cause permanent damage to paint and finishes.
Or perhaps you think it’s no big deal to damage someone else’s property, as long as you only do it a little.
Or perhaps you think it’s no big deal to damage someone else’s property, as long as you only do it a little.