This article reminds me of this excellent tongue-in-cheek piece of writing by Jonathan Zeller in McSweeney's:
Calm Down—Your Phone Isn’t Listening to Your Conversations. It’s Just Tracking Everything You Type, Every App You Use, Every Website You Visit, and Everywhere You Go in the Physical World
Calm Down—Your Phone Isn’t Listening to Your Conversations. It’s Just Tracking Everything You Type, Every App You Use, Every Website You Visit, and Everywhere You Go in the Physical World
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/calm-down-your-phone-isn...