I think I can see something of where you're coming from. But a question:
You complain about dates in JSON (really a specific case of parsing text in JSON):
> If they implement dates, sometimes it's unix-time, sometimes it's 1000x off from > that, sometimes it's a ISO8601-inspired string, and fuck sometimes I just get an > HTTP date. And so on.
Sure, but does not XML have the exact same problem because everything is just a text?
You complain about dates in JSON (really a specific case of parsing text in JSON):
> If they implement dates, sometimes it's unix-time, sometimes it's 1000x off from > that, sometimes it's a ISO8601-inspired string, and fuck sometimes I just get an > HTTP date. And so on.
Sure, but does not XML have the exact same problem because everything is just a text?