This confirms something I learned from many birthday parties as a child: Indian people cannot sing Happy Birthday, for some reason. Anyone who knows the "chicken dance" meme from Arrested Development, where everyone in the family has a different-yet-wrong impression of a chicken -- that's how it is when many Indians get together to try and sing this song.
Also, I think it's a stretch to refer to hiring a stranger to yell a woman's name as "seduction"
Also, I think it's a stretch to refer to hiring a stranger to yell a woman's name as "seduction"