His resume starts with a quote of himself stating that he has “seen things you people wouldn't believe.”
It goes on to highlight that he purchased a domain name in 1997.
He claims to have developed “the highest performing in-memory database in the world” but complains that “nobody really wants to buy it when free worse performing choies [sic] exist.”
The part about nobody wanting to buy his product is in his resume.
His current status is “Waiting for AI apocalypse.”
This is either mega-cringe, or the best satire I’ve read in a while. Unfortunately, I think it’s the former.
His resume starts with a quote of himself stating that he has “seen things you people wouldn't believe.”
It goes on to highlight that he purchased a domain name in 1997.
He claims to have developed “the highest performing in-memory database in the world” but complains that “nobody really wants to buy it when free worse performing choies [sic] exist.”
The part about nobody wanting to buy his product is in his resume.
His current status is “Waiting for AI apocalypse.”
This is either mega-cringe, or the best satire I’ve read in a while. Unfortunately, I think it’s the former.