Comment by penguin_booze

Rest of us: "Why do you earn the big bucks?"

Executives: "Because we take great risks."

Rest of us: "Oh, this must mean that you either resign or gets fired when you fuck up, right?"

Executives: "Lolz no. We can't do that. We fire other people."

Rest of us: "At least, for major fuck ups, go to jail right?"

Executives: "Roflz no. Hellz naw. That's why created plea deals and pay petty fines."

Rest of us: "Thank you for your service."