My guess is orgs that have a real need for a distributed SQL database (which are rare in the space of orgs) will make their choices based on requirements analysis rather than naming.
So probably if you would be turned off enough by the name not to use the software, you don't actually need a distributed SQL database and are not the target customer.
So probably if you would be turned off enough by the name not to use the software, you don't actually need a distributed SQL database and are not the target customer.