> try to open a link
how about some cloudflare mf!
> open an interesting article
half the page is greyed out, pay up mf!!
> try to change a password
password not secure enough mf!!
> try to watch youtube
you must disable adblock mf!!
> search for a video on youtube
no, you will watch what we tell you mf!!
> search for something on google
here is some blogspam written by chatGPT with 20 chapters mf!!!
> try to update twitter account
here are 10 arkose captcha puzzles to solve consecutively, each requiring abstract thinking and 20/20 eagle vision mf!!
> try to login to work email
enter the 2fa okta pass mf!!
> open an app on my phone
you have been signed out because of suspicious activity. give us your phone number to verify mf!!
> open slack
we just rejigged the UI, now a bunch of useless crap pops up and stays up every time you mouseover something mf!!!
> try to edit some code
your node is outdated, neeed to update mf!!
bash isn't supported anymore got to use zsh now mf!!
got to sign in to git first mf!!
got to pull the latest branch mf!!
got to merge all the changes first mf!!
got to login to corporate vpn before u can push mf!!
> turn on game console to relax
need to install this mandatory 50gb update first mf!!!
things that used to be 1 step. now are 2, 3, 4+ steps.
everything requires more effort for same results. everything is more and more annoying.
how about some cloudflare mf!
> open an interesting article
half the page is greyed out, pay up mf!!
> try to change a password
password not secure enough mf!!
> try to watch youtube
you must disable adblock mf!!
> search for a video on youtube
no, you will watch what we tell you mf!!
> search for something on google
here is some blogspam written by chatGPT with 20 chapters mf!!!
> try to update twitter account
here are 10 arkose captcha puzzles to solve consecutively, each requiring abstract thinking and 20/20 eagle vision mf!!
> try to login to work email
enter the 2fa okta pass mf!!
> open an app on my phone
you have been signed out because of suspicious activity. give us your phone number to verify mf!!
> open slack
we just rejigged the UI, now a bunch of useless crap pops up and stays up every time you mouseover something mf!!!
> try to edit some code
your node is outdated, neeed to update mf!!
bash isn't supported anymore got to use zsh now mf!!
got to sign in to git first mf!!
got to pull the latest branch mf!!
got to merge all the changes first mf!!
got to login to corporate vpn before u can push mf!!
> turn on game console to relax
need to install this mandatory 50gb update first mf!!!
things that used to be 1 step. now are 2, 3, 4+ steps.
everything requires more effort for same results. everything is more and more annoying.