Story Time. I worked for Walmart at the time and there was an entire case of 5-hour energy dutifully waiting for its turn to be given away to ambivalent shoppers passing by the vendors display. It sat there forgotten its day never to come. Abhorring waste the vendor gave the entire case to the overnight stocking crew. Most partook modestly but one brave and not so smart soul decided to consume 8 one after the other. When the paramedics came he was huffing his hard visibly pounding as he lay their huffing. Turns out the fatal amount of caffeine is truly massive but long before that you wish you were dead. He was later fired for stealing root beer.
We missed his stories where he was variously an MMA fighter, a firefighter, and a marine who served as a secret sniper assassin who trained somewhere the actual marine informed us doesn't actually exist.
We missed his stories where he was variously an MMA fighter, a firefighter, and a marine who served as a secret sniper assassin who trained somewhere the actual marine informed us doesn't actually exist.