I'd say the necessity of this post is why PHP is as popular as it is. With PHP, there are no package managers I have to install; there is no template language to learn; there is often no version control; there is no "framework"; etc. You just drop in a .php file and, most likely, it will just run. If I need a quick dynamic page on my server, it's much easier to do this in PHP than in Python or Ruby.
Until Python or Ruby have that kind of simplicity, they can't overtake PHP. While it might not be the kind of design that leads to well-designed web apps or even good code, it is the kind of design that leads to more — especially less technical, or, like me, lazy — users. It's up to the developers of those languages if this is even a market they want. There may need to be something new to do the same job as PHP, but better, without the innumerable warts.
Until Python or Ruby have that kind of simplicity, they can't overtake PHP. While it might not be the kind of design that leads to well-designed web apps or even good code, it is the kind of design that leads to more — especially less technical, or, like me, lazy — users. It's up to the developers of those languages if this is even a market they want. There may need to be something new to do the same job as PHP, but better, without the innumerable warts.