Ask HN: Which of the below AVs is the lesser poison?

I need to install an AV or won't be able to connect to my work Wifi. I'm not a fan of anti-virus and think for the most part they just take resources and data. But I got no choice now and have to choose one from the list. Looking for the one least resource intensive. Ideally, I want it to do as little as possible, even if I have to pay for it.

Avast Avira AVG Bitdefender CrowdStrike Dr.Web ESET Malwarebytes McAfee Norton SentinelOne Sophos Symantec Trend Micro