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Comment by borlanco

I would say yes. They try hard to make cooks laugh.

This is one of their recipes:

  APOCALYPSE RAMEN

  This is basically like regular ramen soup but with three critical differences: 

  - It is intensely chaotic, which is to say that you can pretty much toss anything into it and say you did it on purpose.
  - It's slightly healthier, if your depression has lifted enough that you want to eat something other than delicious, delicious chemicals.
  - It involves a mason jar, so you can feel like you're riding out the end of days in true hipster style.

  Core Ingredients & Supplies: 

  - Mason jar or other heatproof receptacle.
  - Boiling water.
  - The only requirement here is rice noodles. Why? Because they cook fast.

  Preparation: 

  - Put all ingredients in the jar.
  - Boil some water.
  - Pour into jar to cover ingredients.
  - Shake it up a bit (not right away, otherwise you'll burn your hands and get more depressed).
  - Let it sit for a few minutes.
  - Enjoy???

  Variations: 

  - Remember those takeout packets of hot sauce and soy sauce? This is a good time to use them.
  - Frozen or fresh vegetables. Wilted is absolutely fine here. International readers may call them "wilty" vegetables. Reader, you are now bilingual.
  - Any kind of spices. We particularly suggest garlic or ginger powder, but seriously, anything will work.
  - If you have tofu or some other protein to use, go for it.
parent borlanco 2 years ago

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