Generally speaking, if you non-cooperate with the police that’s one class of offense, but if you lie to the police (that’s what this would be seen as) and they catch you it’s a whole ‘nother level of offense.
In general, if you’re thinking about interactions with the police and you have an idea that feels “clever”, it is a bad idea.
In general, if you’re thinking about interactions with the police and you have an idea that feels “clever”, it is a bad idea.