Comment by ReactiveJelly

Every year I commiserate harder

- "Dexter" is no longer "Dexter's Lab" (It's Darkly Dreaming Dexter)

- "Dark Descent" is no longer "Amnesia" (It's some other game)

- "Server" no longer means "server" (It means a Discord guild)

- "Serverless" now means "On a server"

- "Operating system" sometimes means "web app"

- "Powered by" has nothing to do with power

And Internet speeds are still measured in bits, in case anyone is not running the latest System/360