Thanks, based on the dismissive replies to my original comment in the Splunk acquisition discussion, I thought this would get a lot of hostile takes saying that it was dumb, that I reinvented the wheel because I didn't want to spend 2 weeks trying to figure out opentelemetry nonsense and tools X, Y, and Z, that it was trivial, that it wouldn't scale, etc.
But people are actually being surprisingly nice and friendly! I guess people just really hate Splunk!
But people are actually being surprisingly nice and friendly! I guess people just really hate Splunk!