Comment by StackOverlord

Academia selects for conformism first closely followed by cognitive abilities ([paste link to paper here]). But who cares ?

I certainly don't I'm more interested in the groundbreaking implications of this thesis:

"Contribution to the characterization of three texture descriptors: crispness, crunchiness, and brittleness through acoustic and sensory approaches."

https://www.theses.fr/1992DIJOS040