Why would you call the landlord instead of the police? I'll tell you why you needed to do it for this metaphor - because Kiwi Farms doesn't break any laws and "drug spots" do.
Now, we're deputizing landlords. If that isn't the perfect public-private partnership, I don't know what is.
Now, we're deputizing landlords. If that isn't the perfect public-private partnership, I don't know what is.