Working from home is no picnic,
and neither is it a sin;
I rue those who think it is other
than labor and struggle within.
Simply refuse, my comrades,
stand fast and don’t go in;
parry threats, demerits, evals,
if fired, grok leetcode again.
Unless I’m literally starving,
and maybe not even then;
will I ever inhabit a cubicle
trapped in the office again.
