Comment by wortleborltle

Love it.

You are dragged to the Occidarian Capital City Jail

Eldric the bard:

Hey, are you okay? They didn't hurt you too bad, did they?

Merlot the Wine Wizard:

I'm quite frail I'm afraid. It hurt.

Eldric the bard:

Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll try to get us out of here as soon as possible. Maybe there's a way to convince the guards you're innocent.

Merlot the Wine Wizard:

Guard!

Occidarian Guard:

What do you want?

Merlot the Wine Wizard:

winetrificus totalis! - the guard turns into a wine elemental under my control

Wine Elemental:

I am now under your control, what do you command?

Although it seemed to break after this, with the console errors saying max retries reached and I couldn't continue.