At what point will you stop optimizing for the number of dead children? Why not keep them in a padded room with some electrical impulses to stimulate their muscles as needed, while feeding them a perfect blend of nutrients for exact caloric intake.
Edit: lol this doesn't even break the site rules... it's a legitimate question. Fuck you dang.
Edit: lol this doesn't even break the site rules... it's a legitimate question. Fuck you dang.