Comment by llamaLord

There's an urban legend in Australia about a bloke that went camping once, had to take a shit in the bush, and didn't have any dunny-role.

Poor guy grabbed a handful of Gympie-gympie that was on the ground next to him and proceeded to wipe his ass with it.

Legend says he ended up topping himself a few hours later to escape the pain.

Whether it's true or not... Fuck only knows. We do like making shit up... Especially when it makes Yanks uncomfortable ;)