When I were a nipper, after walking uphill t'mill and uphill back home, after a full 26 hours of work in the evening I'd drag out the cardboard box with the soggy "modem" string and use an image map[1] for that there stuff.
Kids these days with their ess-vee-gee... Dunno they're born.
Kids these days with their ess-vee-gee... Dunno they're born.
1: https://www.w3schools.com/html/html_images_imagemap.asp