Comment by Dem_Boys

With this news, I'm opening a bank. Here is my business plan:

1. Make risky investments and offer better terms than other banks

2. Watch business flock to me

3. Get filthy rich on yearly bonuses

4. 10 years later my risky investments blow up (Make sure to sell stock before)

5. Get taken over by the FDIC

6. Don't return those years of bonuses

7. Let other banks pay for my wrongdoing with a "special assessment"

8. Walk away as a filthy rich failed bank executive