Could generate the mess of comments here from ChatGPT but fine, I will do it myself: (100% human made)
- Why would I subject myself to a commute?
- I like being in the office and talking to my coworkers
- You have no social life. I actually have friends unlike you
- Managers are twirling their moustaches to make us come in
- no it's the company executives trying to justify their office space purchases
- actually it's the real estate mafia
- managers just want to exercise power
- yeah it's the managers who want to see butts in seats
- clearly you don't have a family
- that's actually why they want to go in to the office, they don't like their family
Blah blah blah blah constant ceaseless repetition. God why do we never tire of it.
- Why would I subject myself to a commute?
- I like being in the office and talking to my coworkers
- You have no social life. I actually have friends unlike you
- Managers are twirling their moustaches to make us come in
- no it's the company executives trying to justify their office space purchases
- actually it's the real estate mafia
- managers just want to exercise power
- yeah it's the managers who want to see butts in seats
- clearly you don't have a family
- that's actually why they want to go in to the office, they don't like their family
Blah blah blah blah constant ceaseless repetition. God why do we never tire of it.