"I know you're really attached to the energy imbalance theory of obesity. "
It isn't a theory, it is a fact. It is basic thermodynamics. The human body requires a constant amount of energy for basic operation and activity. Any excess is stored as fat for future use. Creating fat requires calories that HAVE to come from food. Eat few enough calories and you WILL lose weight. Eat zero and you WILL die. Eat 20,000/day for a year and you WILL get very fat.
A good example of this is this man went 382 days without eating
He had a calories surplus for long enough to weigh 207kg. While not eating his body consumed energy in his fat to stay alive and he got down to 81kg. ((207-87)kg * 7700 calories/kg)/382 days = 2539 calories/day, which is a very plausible number.
It isn't a theory, it is a fact. It is basic thermodynamics. The human body requires a constant amount of energy for basic operation and activity. Any excess is stored as fat for future use. Creating fat requires calories that HAVE to come from food. Eat few enough calories and you WILL lose weight. Eat zero and you WILL die. Eat 20,000/day for a year and you WILL get very fat.
A good example of this is this man went 382 days without eating
https://www.diabetes.co.uk/blog/2018/02/story-angus-barbieri...
He had a calories surplus for long enough to weigh 207kg. While not eating his body consumed energy in his fat to stay alive and he got down to 81kg. ((207-87)kg * 7700 calories/kg)/382 days = 2539 calories/day, which is a very plausible number.