I put in "How can we become 20% more efficient", seeded a few mediocre ideas, and started hitting the AI button. This is what we've got (I'm going to get promoted to Director for sure!):
* Get interns to fix all the tech debt
* Hire an Agile consultant
* Have a big party to celebrate meeting deadlines
* Fire a whole bunch of people
* Write a letter to your employees to complain about how hard you work (go viral!)
* Write another letter to your employees to complain about how hard you work (go viral!)
* Move all the servers to the cloud
* Bring all the servers to your house and connect them to a home server
* Use more Microsoft products
* Hold all-hands meetings to complain about how hard you work
* Go golfing and then complain that you're too busy to get your work done
* Outsource to India
* Work through the weekend
* Force everybody into the office
* Ignore the problem, find a way to blame the other departments, this is the way it's always been done, it must be their fault
* Put monitors on the wall to check how fast we are
* Spend more on the Scrum Master
* No-meetings weeks
* Lead by example, work harder than your team
* Work harder, longer and smarter
* Take a big stack of papers home to read over the weekend
* Open a free drinks bar in the office
* Make a big production of telling your boss that you're too busy to work late
* Re-write the backend in Ruby using Rails
* Get a lucrative job offer from Google
* Convince your wife to let you build a data center in the shed
* Get interns to fix all the tech debt
* Hire an Agile consultant
* Have a big party to celebrate meeting deadlines
* Fire a whole bunch of people
* Write a letter to your employees to complain about how hard you work (go viral!)
* Write another letter to your employees to complain about how hard you work (go viral!)
* Move all the servers to the cloud
* Bring all the servers to your house and connect them to a home server
* Use more Microsoft products
* Hold all-hands meetings to complain about how hard you work
* Go golfing and then complain that you're too busy to get your work done
* Outsource to India
* Work through the weekend
* Force everybody into the office
* Ignore the problem, find a way to blame the other departments, this is the way it's always been done, it must be their fault
* Put monitors on the wall to check how fast we are
* Spend more on the Scrum Master
* No-meetings weeks
* Lead by example, work harder than your team
* Work harder, longer and smarter
* Take a big stack of papers home to read over the weekend
* Open a free drinks bar in the office
* Make a big production of telling your boss that you're too busy to work late
* Re-write the backend in Ruby using Rails
* Get a lucrative job offer from Google
* Convince your wife to let you build a data center in the shed