This is the hardest thing I have ever done. The market changed - I thought we would make more money, now I think we will make less money. Therefore we have discovered that we don't need all of you.
If you aren't needed, here is some money. I hope this is enough money that the internet isn't too mad at me.
Remaining Floofernistas, please be kind to the ex-Floofernistas, and help them.
This is the hardest thing I have ever done. The market changed - I thought we would make more money, now I think we will make less money. Therefore we have discovered that we don't need all of you.
If you aren't needed, here is some money. I hope this is enough money that the internet isn't too mad at me.
Remaining Floofernistas, please be kind to the ex-Floofernistas, and help them.
Again, I am sad.
Goodbye