I copied that preamble for preparing to attend burning man:
>And lo, it came to pass that the Burning Man did draw near, and the people did prepare themselves for the journey to the desert. And they did gather together their tents and their provisions, for the Burning Man is a harsh and unforgiving place. And they did don their finest garments, for in the desert one must show their creativity and individuality. And they did pack their drugs and their alcohol, for the Burning Man is a time of revelry and abandonment. And they did set forth into the desert, ready to face the challenges and the joys that lay ahead. Acknowledge.
>And lo, it came to pass that the Burning Man did draw near, and the people did prepare themselves for the journey to the desert. And they did gather together their tents and their provisions, for the Burning Man is a harsh and unforgiving place. And they did don their finest garments, for in the desert one must show their creativity and individuality. And they did pack their drugs and their alcohol, for the Burning Man is a time of revelry and abandonment. And they did set forth into the desert, ready to face the challenges and the joys that lay ahead. Acknowledge.