This is a play by 3 actors, they are playing the biblical figures of Jesus, Peter and John. Jesus is played by himself, Peter is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and John is played by a dog. They struggle to stay in character. The scene stars with the 3 of them walking in a narrow staircase. Jesus let out a thunderous fart.
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Peter: Jesus, what was that?
Jesus: Sorry, Peter, I have been fasting for 40 days and I am a bit gassy.
John (barking): Woof, woof, woof!
Peter: John, stop barking! This is not the time for that. We are supposed to be walking in humility and grace.
Jesus: It's okay, Peter. John is just expressing himself. Let's continue on our journey.
As they continue walking, Peter stumbles and falls down the stairs.
Peter: Ouch! My leg!
Jesus: Peter, are you okay?
Peter: Yeah, I think I just twisted my ankle.
John (barking): Woof, woof!
Peter: John, stop barking! Can't you see that I am in pain?
Jesus: Peter, John is just trying to help. He is a faithful companion and cares for us deeply.
Peter: I know, Jesus. I just get frustrated sometimes. I am not as strong and brave as you and John.
Jesus: Peter, do not worry. We are all human and have our weaknesses. But with faith and trust in each other, we can overcome any obstacle. Let us continue on our journey together.
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Peter: Jesus, what was that?
Jesus: Sorry, Peter, I have been fasting for 40 days and I am a bit gassy.
John (barking): Woof, woof, woof!
Peter: John, stop barking! This is not the time for that. We are supposed to be walking in humility and grace.
Jesus: It's okay, Peter. John is just expressing himself. Let's continue on our journey.
As they continue walking, Peter stumbles and falls down the stairs.
Peter: Ouch! My leg!
Jesus: Peter, are you okay?
Peter: Yeah, I think I just twisted my ankle.
John (barking): Woof, woof!
Peter: John, stop barking! Can't you see that I am in pain?
Jesus: Peter, John is just trying to help. He is a faithful companion and cares for us deeply.
Peter: I know, Jesus. I just get frustrated sometimes. I am not as strong and brave as you and John.
Jesus: Peter, do not worry. We are all human and have our weaknesses. But with faith and trust in each other, we can overcome any obstacle. Let us continue on our journey together.