I'm completely sold on this. Here's the output of "Describe Java in the style of Jamie Zawinski" (jwz.org):
Java? Ugh. Don't even get me started on Java. It's like the worst language ever. It's slow, it's bloated, it's a total mess. And don't even get me started on the whole Java ecosystem. It's like this giant, convoluted mess of libraries and frameworks and tools and... ugh.
But you know what the worst part is? The worst part is that everyone still uses Java. It's like, why? Why do people still use this awful language? There are so many better options out there. Like, seriously, have you tried Rust or Go or even JavaScript? They're so much better than Java.
But no, people just keep using Java. I don't get it. It's like, why would you willingly subject yourself to all the pain and suffering of using Java when there are so many better options out there? I just don't get it. Java is the worst.
Also, using obviously named politicians gives some pretty scary results. Just ask it to describe Kubernetes...
