Comment by iliaznk

An anecdote:

A reporter interviews an old highlander at his home:

- What's your secret? How did you manage to live for so long? - For all my life I've followed three simple rules: no alcohol, no tobacco and no women!

Suddenly they hear some noise behind the wall in the other room.

- What's that? - asks the reporter. - Oh, that's my elder brother. He's drunk again and is beating his wives for hiding his cigarettes.