Comment by ewzimm

If there were an Amazon Prison option, I wonder how many people would choose it. Need to serve time? Skip the cell and stay home with a robust suite of real-time behavior analytics to ensure compliance. Conversations are processed locally and scanned for restricted subjects with advanced AI. A special Amazon Prison store offers a full suite of approved products with automatic payments, accessible with Alexa, and customized meal plans are optimized by biometrics. Need money? Work is available on Mechanical Turk at reduced rates for store credit only. Now available for undocumented immigrants awaiting processing!