Comment by csours

Coming up with euphemisms is my hobby. No one can tell when I'm being mean now.

disgusting food -> interesting and unique flavor profile

bad movie -> the director made decisions that challenge audience expectations

take your crazy pills -> I had not heard of that before

and of course the Southern classic

you idiot -> bless your heart (this one doesn't really work anymore because people know it)

Edit: I remembered another one:

Resting B*tch Face -> Resting Business Face.