So you’re saying everybody else on the internet who is experiencing the same problem somehow had the same exact bit flipped for mysterious reasons and there is no integrity verification in the update process to catch this kind of thing. Also, the “bit flip” doesn’t cause a random crash (as is usually the case when that happens) but changes the functionality in a way that correlates with the updates to the web page related to being plugged into mains power which conveniently appeared at the same time in the website.
Got it.