Ask HN: What does your mother tell people about your work or employment?

Does she say, "My son created the color on the Start Button!" or, "My Daughter created the button that opens the Beast Limo's partition behind the driver!!!!" (The Beast is the US President's vehicle.)

Just what does she say? I imagine the answers can be humorous!

PS Take "Mom" to mean Mom, Nana, daughter, Son, or whatever seems appropriate for the comment!