Comment by JabavuAdams

** "I don't want to use a Mac" **

"I've had these problems with Mac"

Reasonable response: Cool, use what works for you. EDIT> Here are some suggestions that match your constraints.

Annoying response 1: You should reconsider because Mac works great for me.

Annoying response 2: Your problems aren't real problems.

Annoying response 3: Let's live debug your problems in this thread to see if they're real problems.

Guys. I mean. Seriously.