Comment by helmholtz

Let's begin with the notion that a biking world is a decline in personal standard. A car makes you fat and poor. A bike makes you fit and rich. You'll be healthier in bed with your wife. If not, women will check you out as you walk past them in your toned fit body. Living in a compact city means you'll meet friends more, you'll do more things. Your weekends won't be in front of a TV. They won't involve a 100 mile round trip to the strip mall. You'll hear the planet sing like a bird to the tune of your bike's bell. Fishes in oceans will celebrate MissedTheCue day and drink to excess in your memory. Polar bear will giving sermons holding you up as a shining beacon of hope.