Erm... I forgot I was in a place where preemptively apologizing for making a joke isn't enough for people to think you're joking.
I would like to point out though, that the text you just copied are pretty much apple's only words on the topic.
To further my joke even more:
Google search for "easy" on apple.com [1] returns 3.3 million results.
Google search for "secure" on apple.com [2] returns .5 million results.
On the internet easy returns 3.6 billion results, and secure 1.25 billion. So on the apple site, you would expect easy to show up 3 times as much as secure. In fact, easy shows up over 6 times as much as secure.
This definitely proves apple cares about security only half as much as the rest of the internet does!
I would like to point out though, that the text you just copied are pretty much apple's only words on the topic.
To further my joke even more:
Google search for "easy" on apple.com [1] returns 3.3 million results. Google search for "secure" on apple.com [2] returns .5 million results.
On the internet easy returns 3.6 billion results, and secure 1.25 billion. So on the apple site, you would expect easy to show up 3 times as much as secure. In fact, easy shows up over 6 times as much as secure.
This definitely proves apple cares about security only half as much as the rest of the internet does!