Chatting with my gf, we came up with a new section (mostly her):
=== General Inquiries ===
- Answer a question other than the one being asked. Feign misunderstanding.
- Give incomplete answers. Do anything you can to almost but not completely answer the inquiry
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- Delay answering as long as possible.
- Answer with a question.
- Request more information than required to answer an inquiry.
- Attempt redirection to other people or resources.
- Involve as many people as possible
- Rebuke the inquirer when they follow up on a previous unanswered inquiry within an arbitrary time window (days, not hours).
- When asked multiple questions, answer only only of them, ignoring all others. Wait to be prompted to answer each question individually.
- When asked multiple questions, answer the least important or time sensitive question first.
- Ignore all information provided besides the single question being answered.
- Prefer slower or more onerous communication methods
1. snail mail
2. email
3. text messaging
4. audio call
5. video call
6. in-person meeting
- Mix multiple communication methods
- If contacted using a lower ranking method, upgrade.
=== General Inquiries ===
- Answer a question other than the one being asked. Feign misunderstanding.
- Give incomplete answers. Do anything you can to almost but not completely answer the inquiry .
- Delay answering as long as possible.
- Answer with a question.
- Request more information than required to answer an inquiry.
- Attempt redirection to other people or resources.
- Involve as many people as possible
- Rebuke the inquirer when they follow up on a previous unanswered inquiry within an arbitrary time window (days, not hours).
- When asked multiple questions, answer only only of them, ignoring all others. Wait to be prompted to answer each question individually.
- When asked multiple questions, answer the least important or time sensitive question first.
- Ignore all information provided besides the single question being answered.
- Prefer slower or more onerous communication methods 1. snail mail 2. email 3. text messaging 4. audio call 5. video call 6. in-person meeting
- Mix multiple communication methods
- If contacted using a lower ranking method, upgrade.