Well, personally, I wonder why you consider sexual names "unfortunate". Sex must be the single biggest thing that everyone does yet pretends not to. I'm not a fan of this "why I never" mindset. It just seems prudish to me.
A library called "huge red buttplug"? I don't love the length, but I'll use it, why not.
A library called "huge red buttplug"? I don't love the length, but I'll use it, why not.