Ask HN: Any agent who likes to watch me poop via pegasus?

I like to think I'm important enough to have a dedicated international spy agent, who watches me poop through my phone camera with that pegasus spyware.

Let me know if you are a spy agent who has watched me poop, Cheers!

It's so comical to think about, I would enjoy having a beer with my spy agent watching me poop via my phone.

I wonder how much money has been spent dedicated to the poop patrol.