It's not conspiracy leaning. It's fact. Gas cans don't work because the government doesn't let you have a vent on them anymore.
I used to have gas cans that work. Now I can't get one that works.
Fact.
Edit: And most of the attempts to work around the problems of auto-closing end up causing the user to get gas on themself in the process of attempting to make the stupid broken government-can to work.
I used to have gas cans that work. Now I can't get one that works.
Fact.
Edit: And most of the attempts to work around the problems of auto-closing end up causing the user to get gas on themself in the process of attempting to make the stupid broken government-can to work.