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Beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep

Lead Engineer: So I think we're all set on the microwave design, but, for the beep feature—how many times do you want it to beep?

Product Manager: What do you mean?

Lead Engineer: You said you wanted it to beep when the food was done. How many times should it beep?

Product Manager: Oh. I didn't know we could do multiple. Um. 2? 3?

Lead Engineer: Sure, yea, we can do that.

Product Manager: Should we do more?

Lead Engineer: If you want? I don't care. I don't even own a microwave.

Product Manager: Let's do 3. We gotta make sure they hear it.

Lead Engineer: Ok sure, 3. Got it.

Product Manager: Actually we're already behind schedule. If this gets flagged in user testing we're fucked. Make it 4.

Lead Engineer: Um, okay. You sure? 4 beeps?

Product Manager: Yea that's great, thanks. Okay, we good? Anybody got any fun plans this weekend?

Lead Engineer: Yea, we're going to take the family down the beach. Weather's looking pretty good.

Product Manager: Actually, can we do 5 beeps.

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